Courtney Stodden's Breast Implants Have Apparently Made Her Wittier

We knew Courtney Stodden was a master of alliteration, but now she's just being punny.

The 18-year-old teen bride recently underwent surgery to have her C cups enlarged to a double D, and dare we say she's even wittier post-op.

Earlier this week the former "Couples Therapy" cast member posted photos of herself posing with a giant spoon and a giant fork, and wrote:

"Do you wanna spoon me? ... or do you wanna fork me? Lol."

Do you wanna spoon me? pic.twitter.com/EgYCfV6CpE

— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) June 23, 2013

... or do you wanna fork me? Lol pic.twitter.com/JRao0AjyUO

— Courtney Stodden (@CourtneyStodden) June 23, 2013

Oh, Courtney.