Tuesday, July 9, 2013

All The Reasons Summer Sucks


1. Having to hear people refer to salads as "refreshing"

eating salad



2. Never knowing if a liquid is water or… something else

puddle



3. Out come the hats

couple fedoras



4. Forgetting what it feels like to not smell hot garbage

bad smell



5. Cold soups

cold soups



6. People operating under the assumption that you want to hear their opinion on how cold the AC is

shivering



7. The crippling, nonstop pressure to have a picnic. Have a picnic. HAVE A PICNIC!

picnic



8. Mosquitoes being inconsiderate, as usual. Why don't you grow up, mosquitoes?

mosquitoes



9. Where is that coconut smell even coming from?

looking over shoulder



10. People acting like it's OK to put chunks of fruit in alcohol

sangria



11. lightning bugs acting like they're better than everyone else

lightning bugs



12. Having to end your "summer fling" when he or she tries to take some of your ice cream

stealing ice cream



13. Getting poked in the eye by a drink umbrella and having to wear an eyepatch for the rest of the summer, even to the beach (especially to the beach)

tropical drink



14. Your socks feeling alone, depressed, and unwanted

missing sock



15. The laughter of children

children laughing



16. Sand in places you didn't even know were places

sand in clothes


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