There Are Plenty Of Twitter Users Who Find Their Cousins Hot

There are many things you shouldn't admit on a public social media account. Near the top is talking about how hot your cousin is.



Late on Christmas night, Twitter user @Mobute -- a contributor for Deadspin and Esquire, among others -- went on an epic retweeting spree of Twitter users talking about how they found their cousins attractive. Apparently there are a lot of family holiday parties with some serious sexual tension.



The results are ... interesting.



Check out a few highlights (or lowlights) below, and be sure to head over to @Mobute's feed to read them all.

why do i find my cousin hot wtf is wrong with me :((((((

— ❁ Coleen ❁ (@mycoleenromance) December 26, 2013

mom can u disown me so i can date my hot cousin

— ❄kimberly❄ (@wolfgangniall) December 26, 2013

like what the fuck i have this rlly hot cousin in the philippines why am i attracted to him stop hes ur cousin kimberly ur sick kimberly

— ❄kimberly❄ (@wolfgangniall) December 26, 2013

MY HOT COUSIN HUGGED ME AND LEFT IM UPSET I DIDNT GET A PIC SMH

— addi (@dazedzouiam) December 26, 2013

my cousin is so hot i cant



being in the familyzone sucks

— stephanal (@nouiscolgate) December 26, 2013

MY COUSIN IS HOT WTF I AM FEELIN INCEST

— nail? (@OFFICIALALIX) December 26, 2013

Nick (the hot cousin) called me a weird creature so that's how this secret crush is going

— Mariah Nygard❤ (@MariahNyg) December 26, 2013

My hot cousin is still hot and just so everyone knows I already know I'm going to hell

— Nicole Collins (@ncollinss) December 25, 2013

I WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HOT COUSIN AND THE FLASH WENT OFF

— cuddly cailee? (@adoringsam) December 25, 2013

Welp. My cuz just looked at me & said, "if you weren't my cousin, id pretty much be in love with you...I mean you're hot."

— ⓗⓑ (@djholleeb) December 25, 2013

Hot cousin brought his gf to christmas noooo

— Hannah Marie (@hannahnsomecats) December 25, 2013

honestly the worst thing in the world is having a fucking hot cousin that you want to fuck but you cant

— Jade Ben (@JadeBen_) December 25, 2013

That dog is now licking my cousin's face a bunch. It's pretty hot I guess.

— coolin (@ColinBlanderson) December 25, 2013

And as a bonus, there's this -- the weirdest of them all:

I'm also going to screenshot this because I refuse to let it disappear because IT IS PERFECT. pic.twitter.com/bAqChRB9n1

— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) December 26, 2013