You're Doing Everything Wrong, According To The Internet

Any good Internet writer knows that big, sweeping statements grab the most attention. It's not: "Here's a great way to eat a cupcake." Instead, they say: "You've been eating cupcakes wrong." Much more dramatic.



And in its great wisdom, the Internet (including, yes, HuffPost) has found that we are doing a lot of things incorrectly:





In the kitchen



Eating apples



Eating cupcakes



Peeling oranges



Eating pomegranates



Boiling eggs



Making sandwiches



Eating Chinese takeout



Eating chicken wings



Using a Keurig machine



Eating Tic Tacs



Cooking pasta



Peeling bananas





In the bathroom



Brushing your teeth



Pooping



Blowing your nose



Choosing vitamins



Choosing a blush color



Shampooing your hair



Trimming your nails



Washing your hands



Brushing your hair



Taking care of your skin



Removing your eye makeup





At the gym



Running



Walking



Doing push ups



Tying your shoes



Doing squats



Stretching





In your mind



Thinking about death



Thinking about crack and meth



Understanding geography



Grammar





Online



Using dashes



Making passwords



Online dating



Using LinkedIn



Tweeting





In the bedroom



Napping



Sleeping in hotels



Sleeping in general





In the laundry room



Washing your bikini



Folding sweaters



Doing laundry





With your money



Investing



Christmas shopping



Thinking about retirement investing



Thinking about charity





Literally everywhere else



Getting warm



Singing popular songs



Playing Monopoly



Breathing