Armadillo Gathering Leaves To Michael's Jackson's 'Billie Jean' Is Way Funnier Than It Should Be

People always told me be careful of what you do

And don't go around gathering young armadillos' leaves

The armadillo came and stood right by me

Then the smell of sweet leaves

This happened much too soon

She called me to her room



Billie Jean is not my armadillo

She's just a girl who claims that I am the one

But the armadillo is not my son

She says I am the one, but the armadillo is not my son



Yup.



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