Leonardo The Dog Is Scared Of A Leaf For Absolutely No Reason

Dear Leonardo,



I was minding my own business on this windowsill, when you suddenly came over to check me out. Now, I understand that I'm super interesting, but there was no reason for you to freak out the way you did. Honestly, I've been feeling pretty self-conscious lately, and your meltdown over my appearance made me feel pretty shriveled.



Please calm down.



Love,

Leaf