The Internet has given us a lot of great things. Wikipedia comes to mind. Maybe email and online shopping make your list. I don't know (or really care).
But the Internet has also created a lot of terrible things, and most of them are words. And some, like Gawker editor-in-chief Max Read, want to put an end to this Internet speak.
Read sent a message to Gawker employees on Thursday laying out new rules for the website's language and banning Internet words like "epic," "win" and "OMG."
That's a good start. But there are a lot of other Internet words that need to go. So many, in fact, that we've decided to rank them in descending order from "just sort of annoying" to "anyone who uses this word dies." Without further ado:
72. SMDH
71. STFU
70. BRB
69. OMG
68. IRL
67. WTF
66. TBH
65. Da fuq?
64. ICYMI
63. TTYL
62. KK
61. Bae
60. FOMO
59. TIL
58. L33t
57. TL;DR
56. JK
55. Plz
54. Cuz
53. Big, if true
52. Smart take
51. AFAIK
50. Amirite?
49. Thx
48. Think piece
47. ...
46. L8er
45. All of the things
44. Awkwaaaard
43. Stahp
42. G2G
41. FOMO
40. ICYMI
39. In XXX Charts
38. +1
37. #TBT
36. OMGWTFBBQ
35. Kthxbai
34. Lolwut
33. LOL
32. Lawl
31. Lulz
30. LMFAO
29. ROFL
28. IMHO
27. This
26. I can't
25. Trolled
24. 5ever
23. Om nom nom
22. Literally
21. Broke the Internet
20. Won the Internet
19. All of the feels
18. Win
17. Haxor
16. Totes
15. Totes magoats
14. Adorbs
13. Brogrammer
12. Because ______. (“I hate Times Square, because tourists.”)
11. Lollercoaster
10. "...and you won't believe what happens next."
9. FTW
8. "...is everything."
7. The Internets
6. Epic
5. Fail
4. Amazeballs
3. Pwnd
2. Roflcopter
1. Derp
But the Internet has also created a lot of terrible things, and most of them are words. And some, like Gawker editor-in-chief Max Read, want to put an end to this Internet speak.
Read sent a message to Gawker employees on Thursday laying out new rules for the website's language and banning Internet words like "epic," "win" and "OMG."
That's a good start. But there are a lot of other Internet words that need to go. So many, in fact, that we've decided to rank them in descending order from "just sort of annoying" to "anyone who uses this word dies." Without further ado:
72. SMDH
71. STFU
70. BRB
69. OMG
68. IRL
67. WTF
66. TBH
65. Da fuq?
64. ICYMI
63. TTYL
62. KK
61. Bae
60. FOMO
59. TIL
58. L33t
57. TL;DR
56. JK
55. Plz
54. Cuz
53. Big, if true
52. Smart take
51. AFAIK
50. Amirite?
49. Thx
48. Think piece
47. ...
46. L8er
45. All of the things
44. Awkwaaaard
43. Stahp
42. G2G
41. FOMO
40. ICYMI
39. In XXX Charts
38. +1
37. #TBT
36. OMGWTFBBQ
35. Kthxbai
34. Lolwut
33. LOL
32. Lawl
31. Lulz
30. LMFAO
29. ROFL
28. IMHO
27. This
26. I can't
25. Trolled
24. 5ever
23. Om nom nom
22. Literally
21. Broke the Internet
20. Won the Internet
19. All of the feels
18. Win
17. Haxor
16. Totes
15. Totes magoats
14. Adorbs
13. Brogrammer
12. Because ______. (“I hate Times Square, because tourists.”)
11. Lollercoaster
10. "...and you won't believe what happens next."
9. FTW
8. "...is everything."
7. The Internets
6. Epic
5. Fail
4. Amazeballs
3. Pwnd
2. Roflcopter
1. Derp
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