All Joan Rivers Really Wants In Life Is For Famous People To Sit On Her Lap

Joan Rivers is just misunderstood, you guys.



People say that Rivers takes her jokes way too far, and that she simply stirs up controversy and hurls insults to stay relevant. But her Instagram account holds the key to the secret wish in her heart. Deep down inside, Rivers really only wants to be the Santa Claus of Hollywood.



Skeptical? Just take a look at some of the people she's made sit on her lap -- trust me, there are more -- within the last year:



Jordin Sparks





Keke Palmer





Laverne Cox





Austin Mahone





Rumer Willis





Candice Accola





Lauren Conrad





Leona Lewis





Olivia Newton-John





Lil Jon





Victor Cruz





Zendaya





Terry Crews





Behati Prinsloo





Molly Sims





Desean Jackson





Melissa Joan Hart





Common





What 81-year-old woman lets not one, but two NFL players post up on her lap for no apparent reason?



A woman who wants to be Santa Claus, that's who.