Everyone panic: Turkeys are here, they're mad and they're going to claw the living daylights out of you.
No, seriously. Apparently, wild turkey attacks have become such a trend that Discovery has a show about it.
The show is called "When Turkeys Attack," and it looks like an entertaining patchwork of YouTube footage and interviews with the yahoos brave (crazy?) enough to get between an angry turkey and whatever the heck it wants.
But just what does it take to provoke a wild turkey turkey attack? From the looks of it, not much. As far as avoiding one, well, let's just go ahead and say that discretion is the better part of valor.
Gobble, gobble, you dummies.
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No, seriously. Apparently, wild turkey attacks have become such a trend that Discovery has a show about it.
The show is called "When Turkeys Attack," and it looks like an entertaining patchwork of YouTube footage and interviews with the yahoos brave (crazy?) enough to get between an angry turkey and whatever the heck it wants.
But just what does it take to provoke a wild turkey turkey attack? From the looks of it, not much. As far as avoiding one, well, let's just go ahead and say that discretion is the better part of valor.
Gobble, gobble, you dummies.
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